Guy Mattioli 🇺🇸

Conservative cartoonist and political commentator. WARNING CONTAINS A HINT OF SARCASM.

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It's #NationalDogDay everyone

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Twitter in a nutshell #DisgraceIn4Words

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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey on suspending Alex Jones: that last bit is sounding awfully Orwellian.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Twitter CEO @Jack Dorsey on whether Alex Jones’ suspension will change his actions: "I don't know. We have found that it does have the potential to change — impact and change behavior" https://t.co/3xCUoZJmXu

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@TheRedPillDrago In other words, "make us money pl0x"

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Dear diary... https://t.co/HMBg543fVG

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

I tried to ask the president if he would stop calling us the enemy of the people. He did not respond.

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Greatest Nation Ever #AmericaIn3Words

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@Trump_GeneraI take a look at this https://t.co/uUw4OKVXKq

[reason @reason]

To fight Trump's awful immigration policies, what we really need are better smugglers. https://t.co/xTw1c1HlJy

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This tweet was way ahead of its time. https://t.co/GoB25UiUwL

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I spy...

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I swear to god, if one more person says “repeal the 2nd Amendment” I’m gonna start 1776 part 2

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In other news, water is wet. https://t.co/neUwRtFtl5

[The Independent @Independent]

Hardline Iranian lawmakers burn the US flag and chant 'death to America' after Donald Trump scraps the nuclear deal

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You’re a fucking degenerate. This girl was just wearing a Chinese dress for prom, and you just HAD to incite 100K+ people to harass her.

If you have to narrow your culture down to a prom dress, she’s not insulting it, you are. https://t.co/3k5MTySSVY

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RIP former First Lady Barbara Bush. Press F to Pay Respects https://t.co/YxRAqIe7hJ

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God is going to piss his pants https://t.co/LUrfu5HUFe

[Ben Deci @BenDeciFox40]

RIP R. Lee Ermey, passed away from complications due to pneumonia. He was America’s drill sergeant. “This is my rifle...”

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Delete your account. https://t.co/pBjtQoatBS

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

I aM riGhT abOUt AmaZOn cOSting tHe UnITEd StATeS PoST OFFiCe mAssIvE aMOuNts oF moNeY fOr bEIng thEIr DeLIvErY BoY. AmAZon shOUlD pAY tHeSe cOsTs (pLUs) aND nOt haVE tHEm bOuRne bY thE AMEricAn TaXpAYer. MAnY biLLioNs oF dOLlaRs. P.O. leaDeRs dOn’t hAvE a cLuE (oR Do tHEy?)!

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You really have to love how all the leftist shills are celebrating the Trump Tower fire. What a bunch of loons.

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Look at me, I’m Jim Acosta, look at me, ooga booga. @andrewklavan https://t.co/8Vlv6qkWNv

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

Jim Acosta Yelled At Trump While He Was Coloring With Children At White House Easter Egg Roll https://t.co/9FocYIQzgQ

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An off-colored joke #ThingsPeopleTakeTooSeriously

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Trump: HAPPY EASTER
Leftists:
#EasterSunday

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I’d like to wish everyone a Happy #EasterSunday

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>Repeal the Second Amendment

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>Repeal the Second Amendment

“Liberals”: We’re not trying to take your guns away you gun-toting nutjob.