Guy Codes

Follow the Code. Always

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

@Travy218 lol That looks like a mean duck with those spikes on his back. Still awesome, though! Thanks for positing.

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Never help another guy put on sun tan lotion. #GuyCodes

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Real bros don't rat each other out. No matter the cost. #GuyCodes

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Don't let anybody else know your hurt. No matter what. #GuyCodes

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If you don't know all the lyrics to the song, don't sing it. You will sound like a retard. #GuyCodes

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If you're a real cool guy, you would follow @AutisticAndreww
He has the funniest tweets ever!

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Don't throw friends under the bus for illegal activity. #notcool #GuyCodes

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Every person should follow @AutisticAndreww for super funny tweets. #GuyCodes

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If your bro likes a chick you like. Don't ask her out without asking him.

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Never tell your bro you want to touch him. You will come off homo. #GuyCodes

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Calling your phone by its brand name is obnoxious, bro. We all know what kind you have. Chill out.

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Just remember "fish"
Fuck It, Shit Happen

[Travis @MinnySec]

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if no one laughed the first time, don't repeat it. #GuyCodes

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why wouldn't you support gay bros? technically, it just leaves more chicks for you. #GuyCodes

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girls are like pokémon. it doesn't matter how good you are; you can't catch any if you don't have any balls #GuyCodes

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If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage. #GuyCodes

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If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. #GuyCodes

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If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything! #Guycode

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Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.