Beauregard Humburgler

Mommys goodest boy

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Clown porn, both monitors, 12:33pm friday - happy birthday champ.

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

@hazardpounder Larp song buddy

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

@hazardpounder You make me feel seen unc

[David Pounder @hazardpounder]

Cuck neighbor: Can you turn down the chevelle

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Was it poop flakes or lint in shawtys butt #itschill

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

#gocolts

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@selfloathingrn

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

This bitch just told me she is ‘cold turkey-ing’ her anti depressants

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Who tf you think i am #tripping

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Started chatting with girl at bar, ask her what her name is, she said we have already met, many times apparently, and last time I barfed on her kitchen floor and passed out

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

@selfloathingrn

[Rob "Hunter Biden" Ford @selfloathingrn]

Yup gonna be a problem tn #babyline #shebetterthrowsum

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

B-list friend, pulls up with 4 tweas in a box, starts yapping about my ex-wifes recent tiktok posts, #blowyourselfup

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Omg now she wants to date me

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Took a chick to dinner, she said shes lactose intolerant (after getting cheese on every course) and now she been in the bathroom for 10 minutes . #balrighttt

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Girl i met on hinge approximately 2 weeks ago got her nails done to match the colour of the tip of my dong (never met btw) #mhm #BIGDAWG

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

Hitting my vape in the disneyland hotel

[mere de famille experte en pause snuss @detentrice2mst]

premier date, il m’explique tout ses tweets

[Harry Sandusky @notjerrys69]

Just had sex for the first time in like 6 months I think I’m washed #2minutes #SexHaver #SheWasLowkeyFatNgl

[Beauregard Humburgler @GuyMan99660468]

You mean im allowed to take as many beer glasses as I want and not pay until the end?? Yeahh right ill sure do that bud