Guy Manfellow

Don't look at me

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Holy shit...

[hw97karbine @hw97karbine]

@DocStrangelove2 Look at it spiraling through the air, insane!

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE HE IS

[garvy @garvvee]

Bottom goes to the proctologist. Says his ass aches. Says it feels all alone and unsatisfied. Proctologist says: “Treatment is simple. Great top pegliacci is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up.” Bottom bursts into tears. Says: “Butt doctor!”

[Guy Manfellow @GuyManFellow]

@muslimlebron The fact that they introduced an obvious blue check that specifically indicates a paid troll, and this many retards will still come argue with them is a damning indictment of humanity.

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

THEY’RE REAL

[Heart @heart_]

thank you Elon for auto translate 🙏🏻

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[Guy Manfellow @GuyManFellow]

@Re4verE @ben221199 @martinmbauer That would be arbitrary. Also it hasn't been that since the 1790s. A meter is the distance light travels in ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second

[Guy Manfellow @GuyManFellow]

@OrinKerr @LeroyTheElk @CassSunstein Correct. I feel like you are taking the wrong lesson from this fact though.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Captain has given the order to fire but the gun is so loud that im probably not going to do that

[Guy Manfellow @GuyManFellow]

@Bloke_Baz Cigarette to the eyes. Yes in deed.

[Vlad of Wallachia @VladDeeImpaler]

@klara_sjo @romanhelmetguy I'm a VP of Human Resources. I briefly died and went to Hell, I dunno what punishment was actually awaiting me, I first had to watch a sexual harassment video, then a workplace safety video, then an active shooter video, but it was so long I had to do the harassment video again

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

that type of moss didn’t exist in the 13th century Robert

[KelTec @KelTecOfficial]

Expect the unexpected.

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

The Americans are getting good at football

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

My favorite recurring bit in these End Times has been the ongoing collaboration between all of the most insane people in the U.S. and Israel to birth the Apocalypse Cow

[Guy Manfellow @GuyManFellow]

@hankgreen @AJx8123 That color sure does look like grey asbestos. I'm no rockologist, but I have remediated that color before.