Gary van Egmond

Future Socceroos Boss. Available for hire. Specialities include making excuses. #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

I'm not Jets head coach anymore because my teams require a football pitch to play my football. #NEWvMHT #GvEKnowsBest #ONTHEDECK

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Jets announce my return & next thing you know they're leading at WSW. Coincidence? I think not. #WSWvNEW #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

I'll pump the young players through, but if Clayton can't use them properly what can I do? #NEWvSYD #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

I knew they'd want me back. #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Without my tactical insights Clayton wouldn't be able to beat Brisbane today. I am clearly the architect of Brisbane's failure to beat Jets.

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

For the record, I taught Taggart everything he knows so you can thank me Jets fans. #BRIvNEW #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Clayton, I beat this Brisbane Roar team twice. This is why you were the assistant. #BRIvNEW #GvEKnowsBest

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Hey Newcastle, how's that change of coach going for you? Still winless, I see. #GvEKnowsBest #NEWvWEL

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

@Craig_Foster what are you talking about? I beat @brisbaneroar TWICE. So no, @wswanderersfc aren't the only one to stop them. #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Poppa can't do what I can. Western Sydney, you know where you can find me. #GvEKnowsBest #WSWvBRI

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Clearly I'm a misunderstood genius. Lost to the game. #GvEKnowsBest

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Who's Tony Popovic? I beat this @brisbaneroar side TWICE. And I'm the guy without the job. #HireGaryNow #GvEKnowsBest #WSWvBRI

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Transform Taggart into best striker in the league. Zane plays him out wide. #ZaneOut #GvEKnowsBest #F3derby

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Life after GvE isn't rosy is it? #GvEKnowsBest #f3derby

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

I would've only been down by one. #ZaneOut #f3derby #GvEKnowsBest

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Whatever you want to say about my tenure at the Jets. But I never lost a game when leading at half-time THIS SEASON. Quite an achievement.

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

@aarondibdin It's never the end. NEVER.

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

@Kate_LFC_SFC I could, but I won't.

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

@Kate_LFC_SFC I don't do blogs. There for the simpletons, like yourself of course.

[Gary van Egmond @GvEKnowsBest]

Available for hire. Specialities include; excuse making, tactical nous, gegenpressing & egg puns. #GarysNumberOne #GvEKnowsBest