George Washerballs 🇺🇸

America First. Equality for all, equity for none. My hobbies include crossing the Delaware and felling cherry trees.

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

"no that wasnt communism, that was maoism"
"no that wasnt communism, that was stalinism"
"no that wasnt communism, that was pol potism"
"no that wasnt communism, that was ho chi minhism"
"no that wasnt communism, that was sungism"

^ what it feels like arguing with a communist

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

@OneRaceForUSAll Gross, no. They can keep their gay piss water

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@shams476 @Carlkeck1 @DrKarimWafa Mohammad didn’t exist 1400 years ago, so no one then. He was just a sun cooked towel topped warlord who made up a story about Jesus giving him permission to go do the things he already wanted to do.

The lie was for his idiotic citizenry, to convince them to go die for the lie.

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@acnewsitics That’s a democrat flag. 😂

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@front_ukrainian No

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

@WhiteHouse No.

Govern better and you wouldn’t have to worry about us having assault weapons.

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@MaykinHeming It makes me want to run against these traitors in primary. But I’ve heard Republicans are vicious towards “outsiders” running attack ads on their own if you don’t jump through their hoops.

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The republican civil war is half way there. The important takeaway here is we have 112 republicans fully converted and committed to the America First/MAGA platform.

But we have 100 Repubs left to be thrown out of the party we have hijacked. This is our party now, they must go.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

“Ukraine” chants on the House floor…

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

@front_ukrainian Ugh. Not like it’ll make a difference. I keep reading about corrupt Ukrainian politicians who are pocketing the money. Most of it isn’t even going to the war effort, and no amount of aid we’ve sent has halted Russia’s advance.

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@Riley_Gaines_ I’m going to see your men aren’t women, and raise you men who think they need to be women should be given drugs to make them feel like men, rather than given drugs to make them feel like women.

Follow me for more bold declarations.

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@girthyb Hahahahahahahaha what a baby.

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@rawsalerts We need common sense knife control. No one *needs* a knife. Ban assault knives NOW. Any blade sharp enough to cut butter should be illegal as it serves no purpose but to harm others. Say NO to knives of WAR.

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Defeat her in combat. Establish dominance upfront.

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@Grand_handsomer Honestly though, Ukraine sucks balls.

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@MirrorManStanly @Intel_Dork Describe the women you’re typically with though, because maybe I’m going for submissives because I have a dominant personality. Maybe you’re going for dominants if you’re a quite reserved guy. Does she pick you or do you pick her?

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

@SomeBitchIIKnow I’m impregnating wife so I’ve been staying clean. No caffeine, no alcohol, no weed. The seed must stay clean. As soon as she gets a positive test result, I’m going to uncork a bottle off my top shelf to celebrate.

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@hazegrayy @KatStev31801943 @Intel_Dork The number of women I’ve been with sexually is divisible by 5. 80/20 is an accurate accounting of my personal experience.

Why are people getting so butthurt that women Wouk rather give than receive. Is this not their nature after all? 😂

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@damico_cher @JeffMelodyberg A reasonable solution?? Whhhhat! Heretic! Burn the heretic!

Democrats will have no such reasoning here.

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@marshal52533133 @Intel_Dork During a hook up, I have asked, “do you want me to eat you out,” and the response I got most times was, “no, I’d rather blow you instead.”

This leads me to the conclusion, at a rate of 4 to 1, that women prefer giving head rather to receiving it.

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

@KatStev31801943 @Intel_Dork It isn’t skill-related, because with new hook ups who have not experienced my ability doing that, they tend to want my stuff in her mouth rather than her stuff in my mouth. Again, about 80% of the time in my personal experience.