Gwen Wattenmaker

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Sorry to be sensitive but can they stop advertising movies as cute rom coms and then someone dies in the end IM FRAGILE

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Pickles

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Biggest thing I’ll be taking away from my trip to Southeast Asia is an addiction to steamed white rice

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I raise myself buying incompatible blades to the razor handle I have

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There are few better feelings than choosing the exactly right sized container for your leftovers… few worse than choosing one too small

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@realmbittie @maudandgwen Genuinely excited to try this and to learn that I am not just shouting into the void on here

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23 years old and still haven’t found a comfortable position to cut my toenails into the garbage in

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What’s right for some is left for others

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The irony of putting off reading a book named Atomic Habits

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Wicked review: so incredible but was disappointed that they didn’t kiss

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Up late watching soccer ball

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I’m being so selfless (not petting the ski patrol dog on duty)

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What about the inflation of headlight brightness? Why is no one talking about that?

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Sometimes while watching snl I don’t catch that it’s gone to commercials and I’m like huh that one wasn’t super funny

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I have to get this off my chest, YouTube shorts

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It’s not that I think I’m better than you but I have never needed to eat an entire cucumber

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I am insatiable for corn

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I believe Madame Web was written by AI

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At the end of the day it’s just me versus an unopened jar of sliced peaches

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At what elevation do bathrooms become lavatories