SmokinGardener

Designer of gardens, player of house music, disillusioned ex-member of Labour.

[SmokinGardener @GwhizzAndy]

Zack Polanski offered to walk my dog but just let it out in the back garden.

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@LeftPhoenix Now, why would Iran linked militant groups be carrying out these attacks just before elections? Who would it benefit? Hmmm 🤔

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@DeborahMeaden No said maths

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@SuzieWo20886208 I feel sorry for those poor girls that were lost in music. Caught in a trap.

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@AllyFogg So glad there isn’t oil on the moon.

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@sheilascoular Maybe Harvey should drive instead.

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@ZackPolanski @mac123_m Says more about a fucking pop singer.

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@nicolelampert @paulmasonnews Good 😊

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@bbcquestiontime Yeah, we had 14 years of rough patch…

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@Nigel_Farage Are you giving out free lumps of coal and a pint of diesel?

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@MartinSLewis Bought some knock down grape vine plants for 25p years ago. Got lovely vines, grapes and about 12 bottles of wine every year now.

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@terrychristian We are not a Christian country. Just another religion imported from the Middle East. We are a pagan country.

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@EdwardJDavey @LibDemPress Stupid little man.

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@darrengrimes Says a child with a face like a gay potato

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@LBC Not very secret then.

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@implausibleblog @MichaelRosenYes They already do sir!

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@implausibleblog @MichaelRosenYes Giraffe. Portrait banknotes would make a pleasant change.

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@LeftWingSociety Finally? Where the hell have you been in all these years? A coma?

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@MichaelRosenYes The way this government are going a Dodo would be more appropriate.

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@DeborahMeaden @JamesMelville Obviously.