Michael Gydian Hoff

Knitter. D&D player. Science lover. Skeptic.

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I'm going to the New York Renaissance Faire 2026! You should come too! https://t.co/8irPCcCIdZ

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"Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." https://t.co/F7Y8sjwa3p

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"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die." https://t.co/eT3ViWuJpu

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"Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo." https://t.co/4S9yj4SWEm

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"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." https://t.co/cvGF4Wk8RL

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"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." https://t.co/k9i0fa2awo

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"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." https://t.co/8vVDarFkQp

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"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." https://t.co/gj8u6POcSi

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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." https://t.co/TVarpMFb1i

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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" https://t.co/cnm2g0MpeY

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"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." https://t.co/xCDc5wGgzc

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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." https://t.co/0IOkIG4Qqh

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." https://t.co/Kxp73wNRAp

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"Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." https://t.co/LPR6lWdUjz

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"Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." https://t.co/QgAQOdJoFo

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"Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." https://t.co/waY899sPgl

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"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." https://t.co/qDq2d4ATX0

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thank someone it's Friday #TSIF