Grozul Zorkan

Father, Husband, Xenonarian.

Coming to visit Earth and steal some shit. 🚀🌎

See you soon Humans!

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

Guys, guys!

What's up with Earthlings and cats?!

I mean they are dicks, they shit all over the place, they are fed for free and don't even care about anything.

Why would you host a creature like that?

#Caturday #CatsofTwittter #CatsLover #cats

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

So I met these 2 fun Humans, we got drunk, had fun, thought about making a bar.

Then we talked about #NFT.

We'll launch a #NFT collection.

I LOVE EARTH.

#NFTCommunity #NFTs #NFTProject

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

So spending a night at a Human's place, we are lighting up a blunt, the guy plays a cartoon...

FUCKING RICK SANCHEZ HAS A CARTOON ON EARTH!!!

That dick would do anything for money!

He is uglier in real life though...

@RickandMorty @RickandMortyFan

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

@DegreaseNeil I have to say, after flying over Mars, Earth is the gem, the sandwiches taste better.

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@konstructivizm Is it weird that I want to eat that ?

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@redditSpacePorn 👽

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No, not all aliens arrive in the US on their first trip to Earth. I decided to land in Portugal first because why not?

I am not any Alien! Where should I head next?

#VisitPortugal #TravelBlog #Traveler #VisitEarth #Tourism

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@Garfield A space flight between Xenonar and Earth. Space travel is boring.

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@forsapphic Green ? Been there, not that fun!

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@AmericanDadTBS I think the way you guys picture aliens is kind of stereotyped. That said, I'm gonna grab a drink and put on a wig.

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@bunytime That's not what an alien from Juraxis would say ! 👀

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@SPACEdotcom Guys, just follow me, I'll bring it to mainstream 🤘

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

Can’t wait to arrive on Earth. 3 days, I’ve been shitting in a bag.

I have to say my spaceship starts smelling like the mouth of lonifix after eating a glabanil.

#Spacetrip #Spacetravel #Spaceship #Alienproblems

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

Finally entering the Human solar system, Earth I’m coming!

Just captured this shot of Pluto on the way, planet or not planet?

#SolarSytem #questiontime #QuestionOfTheDay #Almostthere #Travel #Traveler #ComingInPeace✌️

[Grozul Zorkan @GZorkan]

Space trips are boring, I’ve already eaten all my snacks, jerked off 6 times and watched all 17 seasons of @pawnstars.

Just a few hours to go, I'm coming Earth! 🦾
#Bored #Ontheway #TVShow
#pawnstars #whattowatch

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@BloomMoonbeam That hurts both my brains 🧠🧠

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@dinosaurs1969 Dude! Come to Xenonar. We love people like you :) And we have kind of a Twitter!

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@Outrojules Azerbaijan, are we just dropping names of countries ?

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@TimmyTwoShirts Look like a gribulf just dropped a milnak which looks delicious 😋

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@konstructivizm I'll try to get a pic when I pass by Jupiter ;) Nice pic though !