Lashay

The Goofiest Goober

[Joha @OtraEmpanada]

Solo los que tienen mascotas entenderán cómo el apodo de su mascota sigue evolucionando hasta que no tenga nada que ver con su nombre original.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

what if we were ibuprofriends

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

watching odyssey on the big bob today

[َ @gffyoq]

in the most selfish way possible, i don't want anyone else to know what your love feels like. i want to be the only one who gets to keep the version of you that loves with all your heart.

[Anubis @eduantao]

eu tentando me convencer de que em breve tudo vai melhorar e eu nunca mais vou me sentir assim

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

january me was so full of hope.

July me is just a survivor.

[Rachael louise 🇬🇧 @Nancy11189538]

😄 🤣

[Simmysim 🇯🇲 @SimmySimzx]

Guys I think we’ve adapted to 32/33 degrees temperates that 25 degrees feels cold 😂😂

[ana 🌟 phils bestie fr IS MEETING DNP 🇲🇽 @phiIgay]

feeling insane tonight

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can you come over and do this to me

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

If moths are attracted to light so much then why do they come out at night?
The stupid little powdery bellends.

[fenlon @fen_lon]

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

[/// 𝙰 𝙽 𝙾 𝙳 𝚈 𝙽 𝙴 /// ✇ @Vaporwave_07]

everyone who hates binface or finds him unfunny is a certified miserable twat there is nothing funnier than this guy tormenting the British political system while larping as a bin from another planet

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

If Nigel Farage is brought down by a man with a bin on his head I might actually feel proud to be British again.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

IF WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THESE HEATWAVES LET IT BE THAT WE NEED TO MAKE OUR CITIES GREENER. PLANT SOME FUCKING TREES. BUILD A PARK. WE NEED MORE GREEN SPACES.