soloDxb 🍑⬇️

discreet

[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

what to do sa day off?

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Anong masarap kainin na midnight snack?

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Bakit ba naman naka on pa rin ang heater kahit summer na?
Ano to tanggalan ng balat?

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Feel the summer heat na sa Dubai

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Flood season

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Life is like a dick...
Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down and it's not gonna be hard forever....

and it is short 🤣

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Flu season na ba?

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Ngayon ko lang nakita may mga message requests pala. Pasensya na kung late ang reply.
Andami din scam at spam hahaha

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

@PrimeJake3 sanaol

[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

kelan kaya ako mag kaka date?

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

@PrimeJake3 wala nga mahanap

[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Applications for the position of Partner/Date now open.

Core Responsibilities:
-Advanced cuddling
-Professional Listener

Qualifications:
-Proven track record of not being a ghost.
-Fluent in sarcasm.

Please submit your CV to my DMs.

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

2026 na wala pa ring ganap hay

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

random quote encounter: when your life has no direction, you could always try prostitution 🤣🤣🤣

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Since hindi na achieve ang goal nung 2025 na "New Year, New Me" eto ang aking New Year's resolution for 2026: "New Year, Same Me, but with more snacks"
Happy 2026 to all!

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Walang Noche Buena. Work pa rin

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

kapag ofw ka at may nag message sa'yo ng "kamusta?", ang next line nyan ay:
a) kelan ka magpapadala ng pera?
b) dalhan moko pasalubong
c) pautang naman
d) _________________ (fill in the blank)

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

parang andaming nakatingin kanina sakin sa metro. yun pala baligtad suot ko ng tshirt 😅

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Ba't ba magrereply ng DM sa post eh pwede naman na mag DM diretso

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[soloDxb 🍑⬇️ @H2O25Gee]

Out of sight, out of mind

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