Maud’Pete

please send me your baking recipes. This account and any activities on it have no relation to my job.

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@popularknapsack They yassified Brennan Lee Mulligan

[kacey musgraves fan account @ericopinion]

You don’t actually need to apologize to Connor Lamb who ran his campaign like the centrist ghoul Fetterman is governing as.

You do need to apologize to Malcolm Kenyatta.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

All megafauna is charismatic to me 💜

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@PhillyGov Yeah, democrats win when we run on policies like “nothing will fundamentally change” and “student loan forgiveness for Pell grant recipients who operate a small business for three years”

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

You caught me at a very Daft Punk time in my life! 🥇🥇🥇

[𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝* 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🔻 @Clownishtwot]

Any time someone says “he or she” this plays in my head

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@AngledLuminary

[Far Side Fix @farsidefix]

#TheFarSide

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Wait does this mean the concept of a hobbit will be in the public domain and we can finally dispense with the “halfling” nonsense

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@north0fnorth So real, the PRT is nice

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@Mayham_H Queen of the Riverlands 👑

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@OrganizerMemes No person may serve as a federal judge for more than 25 years in total.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

been off the internet for a year. I hope nothing has changed and society hasn’t randomly become more racist and homophobic

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@RealMamaEagle My dad tailgated my high school musical. We don’t mess around

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@PhillyMayor So we get a “we see you and we’re looking into it” after 2 days of silence? People should be fired for this. 2027 is coming and the community will not forget this

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@Fpinespruce @PhiladelphiaGov @StreetsPhila I’m confused how the townhouse owners of one of the most pricey and high trafficked areas in center city whining and demanding unsafe roads aren’t the angry minority in this situation

[al @BollockFaceOn]

happy pride to harry hart and his black jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic

[Maud’Pete @H2Peter]

@PGHtransit Putting the Trans in Public Transportation! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️