Hatwig

just a simple turtwig with a hat. Nothing more, nothing less (Parody)

[Hatwig @H4twig]

Hello parody Twitter,
I'm just a simple turtwig who likes hats. Pleasure to meet you all

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@Mecha_s0nic @FriendTelepath @FluffyBossSheep @PunkSpeedster @PinkWinterCat

[Hatwig @H4twig]

You too huh?

[Piss Luigi @UrinateLuigi]

5 YEARS!!!!!! IVE-A BEEN IN HERE FOR 5 YEARS!!!!!!!!!

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@Karma_Collectr @mostcharmingbee @zavokthecruel @gamblerx101 Hello :D

[Hatwig @H4twig]

A what or what?

[ᴍɪʟᴋʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪ��� @SleepyStation]

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... uh I'm sure we can fix you up! like uhh Honey can get chu an amazing hat or wig idk

[Hatwig @H4twig]

Guess I'd have to step in then

[Silver The Hedgehog @FriendPsychic]

We'll figure out a way.

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@neverusedeve @THEevilGenuis42 @FiniteJackal Ill have you know i am THE turtwig that wears hats, thank you very much!

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@MementoMoriBoy ONE THING

I DONT KNOW WHY

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@Mecha_s0nic That's it I'm calling the wedding off

[Hatwig @H4twig]

Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you Wife and Wife!
You may kiss the bride!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to being an obscure reference. Be sure to tip your waitstaff!

[SURGE @PunkSpeedster]

I no longer need to be shackled by my bygone past, not when I have you as my future.

I promise to march forward to that future, hand in hand, with love and eternity in our wake.

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@Benjami77266536 No I'm Hatwig not jesus

Common mistake though the resemblance is uncanny

[Hatwig @H4twig]

ANDROID 16!?

BUDDY!

[Hatwig @H4twig]

Normal traditions would ask me to give a few readings but I can tell that both the soon to be married couple, as well as all of you want this done and made official.

So by the power invested in me, we will skip straight to the vows! Whichever would like to go first may do so now

[Hatwig @H4twig]

Friends!
Family!
Those of unknown affiliance with anyone here!

Please take your seat as the ceremony is about to begin! I will be your officiant for today, so please allow me but a bit of your time in order to go through proceedings!

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@THEHER0OFTIME @SpitHealz Oooo a burrito!

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@MementoMoriBoy Sorry man everyone gets 1

[Minato Arisato 🌕 @MementoMoriBoy]

@OneWayZigZag We are currently on a Waxing Crescent Moon. The next Full Moon is not all the way until February 12th.

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@OneWayZigZag @Mecha_s0nic @FluffyBossSheep @1993OneWayHeart @1991OneWayDream @PunkSpeedster @Karma_Collectr Did somebody say Pizza¿

[Donkey Kong @DonkeyKongApe]

@animated_soup

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@PunkSpeedster Guess she tangled with the wrong crowd huh

[Hatwig @H4twig]

@Meta_Knight_Rvg Welcome back bud (: