I Hate Crows

I’m here to ruffle some feathers. #lovebirdshatecrows

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

Big news for crow haters!! Now you can hate crows and do something good for your community!

[Minneapolis City SC @mplscitysc]

Crows hold grudges.
They shriek loudly.
They tweet recklessly.

Inspired by @H8Crows, we're proud to introduce our new t-shirt. $2 from every shirt sold goes to @MN_PUC because Crows love their community.

They also love stealing shiny things.

Get it: https://t.co/aoqURVq2po

[Bunk Strutts @BunkStrutts]

@CrowMonthly @H8Crows

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@reallyottawa Probably a Blue Jay or an arsonist.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

Crows will RSVP “Yes” to your event and not show up.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

If a crow does this, I think you can legally sue.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@PythonFur I don’t read Bird.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

Crows left the oven on.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@Angemuff1n And the city would take that right out from under you.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@MUebereck Sure…

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@PythonFur A heads up would be appreciated.

[Shai d'Rai @shai_draim]

@H8Crows Crows using AI to seem harmless and spread mischief

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@Homosmexuale Better not 😈

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

If a crow is cooking with “COOARE,” it is poisoning you.

[Zero State Reflex @ZeroStateReflex]

@H8Crows They’re just making cookies for you…😍

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@CharliePlusCat They’d install it just to burn the place down.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@CaptByDefault In June?

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@ZeroStateReflex That’s equally bad!

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@reallyottawa I hope your kitchen is still standing when you decide to make nachos.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@MUebereck Smart, sure. Fun, less so.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

Crows go on Apple Maps and change business addresses so you end up in the wrong place.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@PSTPtheDragon True and still cruel.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

@femalehobbyist I personally don’t think about them.

[I Hate Crows @H8Crows]

Crows make paper straws flimsy so more people will want to use plastic straws.