Henry Evans

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

[Henry Evans @H_Bizzle82]

@ManUtd Evans 7

[Henry Evans @H_Bizzle82]

@ManUtd Evans 7

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@sportbible He was actually thanking Carragher and blasting Neville but yeah close enough

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FYI @emirates, if one chooses and pays for a seat prior to arriving at the airport...don’t move them to a different one because others are lazy/don’t want to pay

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@AmazonHelp Thanks for the reply. I have been on the phone to customer services already but will more than happily provide some details to you. I seriously can’t believe she spoke to me like that and then sat in the van. She then delivered it to my 93 YO neighbour even though I was in?!?

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Just had an @AmazonUK delivery driver walk up to my door, not even knock & then walk off. I managed to catch them & ask whey they hadn’t knocked for her to reply “you don’t want your fucking parcel then!” #PrimeDelivery

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She then sat in her van and refused to give me it! #UNBELIEVABLE #AmazonPrime #amazondelivery

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@tycoonebz I think you are missing my point here James. If a white person had said that they would only fund underprivileged white students then would there be uproar.

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So if offered a university scholarship but only to white children, would I be racist? #STORMZY

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@FootyAccums Italy...oh hang on

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@piersmorgan Agreeing with @piersmorgan twice in a week 😳😮

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@piersmorgan Oh my. I actually agree with @piersmorgan for once. #HowTimesChange

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@FootyAccums Russian bumbags

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@piersmorgan Oh do please stop whingeing you little girl

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Why has no one ever done a cover/parody of @terrorvision tequila but with the lyrics “my dealer”. That would make me happy

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Oi! @BrewDog get ya ass over to Bali. My tastebuds are dying right now 😝

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Picked up the wrong headphones. Now on holiday & can’t listen to anything on my iPhone! Will buy some wireless ones but they won’t be @apple

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@piersmorgan What. A. Twat.

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@LACOSTE_UK I think I may be a little obsessed with these trainers #2016 #2017 #2018 #SummerShoes 👟