Hastur

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

id rather fight 1 billion dynamos and the plagues of egypt than clear that blaster out from under my ledge

[Far 🏝️ @Far_awaye]

cant believe theres a dynamo hate train cus "you dont have to aim to use it" LIKE BLASTER ISNT LITERALLY BUM FUCKING THE META AS WE SPEAK

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

shoutouts to the liter in x rank that sat on hammerhead snipe the whole game even when we were pushing their plat

[kenshin @Kenshin_spl]

eliter players getting ready to get cucked "playing" a videogame (sitting on snipe for 5 minutes)

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

@stormyspam yeah cooler is way harder to deal with than missiles or wave lmao. dynamo plays under ledges much better than painbrush too. generally i just have a bit more respect for dynamo mains they suffered for a while before their weapon got good

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

dynamo is way more fun to fight than painbrush im sorry. dynamo is way stronger but seeing a painbrush drop on your head and trade 5 times a game is mind numbing

[Senpai Stormy @stormyspam]

Fighting dynamo now is deadass super frustrating like I swear, if you're not a weapon with super long range, engaging is so difficult. Dynamo has become painbrush except 3x worse to deal with. Idk, Too many weapons in this game reward you just for picking it on weapon select.

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

wtf

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Steel Ball Run TODAY

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

A generation raised on social media and an incessant need to act too cool to care will create a bunch of socially awkward weirdos

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

as a human i bet it'd feel good as fuuuck to have your biases confirmed

[🍉🄺🄾🅂��� ☕️ @KoshiWasHere]

No kid Icarus

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

why do people even bother commenting on tiktok ive never seen anyone reply with a thought worth thinking

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

if you laugh you go to super hell

[WillowVA @va_willow]

Genuinely so disturbing. I cannot believe this is something I had to read, much less go through.

So desensitized. So dehumanizing. Disgusting.

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

@wolpmary the monarchy must be abolished

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

2 sneaks

[+❅Vivian❅+ @Rain_MakeFair2]

just made this

[mary @wolpmary]

it's #starvetodeath monday

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

this exact thing happened to damo

[🔔🦌 Noelle!! 🦌🔔 @EMPORIOSMOM]

Shit that would happen to a jojo character just to say "retired"

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

horror is when spooky faces

[🦴🦖-Vïñ†ågê §hêll¥ £ð§§ïlïåñ-🦴🦖 @VinShellyFossil]

Never searching up Animal Hospital horror after this

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

Growing up is realising Vector (Despicable Me (2010)) was right

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

seth is the GOAT for skill-less p5s. masukukaja on the 2 combo and osk is a crit machine. eigaon not too bad on the 5 combo but gets mogged by the other two

[諸岡 金四郎 / モロキン @Persona_Morooka]

同じワンショットキルでも、ご立派様は先端から黒き飛沫をワンショットしでかすぞ。

[Hastur @Haaasturr]

being shown this irl was an unskippable cutscene

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Wide Putin Walking (2020)