david

I came, I ate ass, I left

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Oh y’all are getting creative now, LMFAO 😭

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

Motivation OUT NOW! https://t.co/6rObM0P52D

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Holmes @flyestt11]

Uniqlo’s Black Friday sale

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ansari: Welcome back from your eight weeks of taxpayer funded vacation.

Foxx: I am sick and tired of hearing you say we had an eight week vacation.

Ansari: That’s exactly what happened

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $486 billion

Larry Ellison Wealth
2009: $23 billion
2025: $370 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2008: $1.5 billion
2025: $245 billion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
1998: $1.6 billion
2025: $233 billion

Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2025: $7.25

Obscene

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

COLBERT: “Did you ever think the President of the United States would be celebrating your unemployment?”

KIMMEL: “That son of a b*tch … I never imagined there would be a situation in which the President of our country was celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs.”

[Arib 🇺🇸🇵🇰 @aribk24]

tiktok just got bought by the biggest donor to the IDF

should I just build an OpenSource tiktok

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Carly Rae Jepsen teases new music in post honoring 10 years of ‘Emotion.’

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

I do think it's pretty cool that these women who got thrust into a national spotlight by a bravo reality show got radicalized over the last few years and now use their platforms to advocate for trans people and Palestinians on their hugely successful podcast

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

The new talking point is out.

[jordan @pyroov8]

same energy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charlize Theron says those who attended Jeff Bezos’ wedding “suck” following his support for Donald Trump:

“Immigration policy has destroyed the lives of families, not criminals; women’s rights are becoming less and less every day; queer and trans lives are increasingly being erased; and gender-based violence is on the rise. This isn’t just policy, it’s personal.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Any member of Congress who purchased stocks in the last 48 hours should probably disclose that now.

I’ve been hearing some interesting chatter on the floor.

Disclosure deadline is May 15th. We’re about to learn a few things.

It’s time to ban insider trading in Congress.

[david @HaaDavid]

@Spotify is turning to shit. The Daylight use to be so fun and now I’m constantly getting pink Pilates bullshit 🙄
Fix your stupid AI algorithm

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

you know what, hell nah, selena get behind me actually

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more.

I'm trying to save them.

You can find the deleted docs at https://t.co/8XlteewbRp - I'll be adding more over the weekend.