Nasser

my mercy prevails over my wrath (Rick grimes)

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[🗿 @jhonte_]

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Arsenal with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season

[R @justmiriri]

تخيلو دفعت 250 على استشاره طبيه بالاخير قالت لي حطي فازلين
اقسم بالله قالت حطي فازلين
والله العظيم قالت حطي فازلين
قالت حطي فازلين بس
رجعي فلوسي طيب واحط فازلين

[Wael ‏🇴🇲 @w_alh9]

محادثتي من الأخو اول ما اوصل الدوام

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[≽^•⩊•^≼ @barelyseriouss]

Things that are easier to get than an IMAX 70mm ticket for The Odyssey
*أرض في القرم
*ليسن من التراي الاول
*موعد في مستشفى حكومي قبل ٦ شهور
*ورث جدك كامل
*شغل في القطاع الحكومي
*موقف فاضي في المستشفى السلطاني

[Blacko 🍂🎧 @Tunde_Blakcfc]

“I’ll continue here at Chelsea until they don’t want me to”

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Ojalá que la persona que creó iLovePDF sea muy feliz.

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🗽✨🇺🇸

Type shit！

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você já calculou quantas horas de sono vai ter, mas não consegue dormir e o número só vai diminuindo

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Ⓜ️ @qweeeeennn]

told mama I have anxiety and she pulled out the zamzam water she got from saudia

[bruh @ayowhatthefxck]

My retarded cousin just made an ai video of our dead grandpa يعايدنا and sent it to every fucking group chat there is

[G @Gideoomatic]

Fuuuccckkkkk

[Mr Mike @Mr_MikeOG]

May the bombs never miss Tel Aviv. Amen

[buttersoap @uttersoap]

did the translator just give up infront of me

[m @iron_hammy]

trans people: im trans

society: ok

chelsea fc: let’s Sack.. the manager.