danny :)

this ain’t no party! this ain’t no disco! this ain’t no foolin around!!

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

Baby Monkey Midnight Routine

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

@WPXI Hi you’re playing the same wheel of fortune for the second time in a row instead of jeapordy rn just so you know

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

Had a dream Luis Guzman and Ryan Gosling were in a movie together and the tagline was “What’s good for the Guz is good for the Gosling”

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

That’s cool, I made one with 64 atoms tho

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

In 2013, IBM scientists created the world's smallest movie by moving 65 atoms frame by frame.

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

books i read in 2025

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

books i read in 2024

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Counterpoint: my Big Thief cover band that only sings songs about subway sandwiches

[3LATiiiON ⚔️ @3LATiiiON_]

GO TURN THESE OFF!!!!!!!!

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

she did it omg

[cassie with a 🍉 @cassiebirb]

Gift from mother. string cheese wrapper

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Reminder, Paul McCartney has is now one two musicians to release if the of the album, one of is true after the artist of all time AND tomorrow.

Living legend💪💪💪

[cassie with a 🍉 @cassiebirb]

i think there should be separate weather for people who do not use a*i* . i think it should be 75° for me

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

(post-episode segment of an hbo show episode where the main character goes to the store to buy eggs)

showrunner: for this one, we really wanted to convey that she needs to buy eggs. And what complicates things is that the only place to get them, is the store

[danny :) @hack_kerohack]

@moon23a Hi Adam

[cassie with a 🍉 @cassiebirb]

Hey it's just a cheese experience :)

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

sorry Trump, but these are the only “Tare riffs” that I care about! RT if you agree!