Hack Zample

Expert ball grabber. Outta my way, kid.

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How pissed would hawks be if they knew their names were used to describe the juvenile exercise of collecting used baseballs. #ballhawking

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The Hungry Hungry Hippo bleacher swipe! Flawless execution here. Always love seeing my techniques being used by big league ball grabbers! (cc:@zack_hample)

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@CoachSedlacek25 @Hassel_Chris You got contact info for him? I’d like to buy that man a drink

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New York men love their baseball. Almost as much as their manicures.

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Here’s a ball I swiped from a 12yr old girl at yesterday’s Cards-Brewers game. If this gets 4 retweets, I’ll consider letting her come visit it every year on her birthday.

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@darrenrovell You have $50K burning a hole in your pocket, how do you spend it:

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@ATLoffice @Bharper3407 @realDonaldTrump Our “live free, ball grab hard” brand isn’t for everyone. Feel free to check out our friends at @ymca for less edgy sports content.

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#Nats and @Bharper3407 heading to SFO next week, which means I’ll be ball grabbing in #McCovey Cove! #seamen

Standardized Test Pro Tip: Speed boat is to kayak as lanky adult elbow is to 9yr old chin.

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Is it true that Bartolo Colon has a @Wendys baked potato bar in his house?

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Props to #Ohtani for coming out as the first openly bi-functional #mlb ballplayer! An inspiration to base stealing closers and left handed catchers everywhere!

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@TheJGuillen No pro ball grabbers in the area to box out that little twerp??? Inexcusable. #Ohtani

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@darrenrovell @Marlins_Man Some folks just don’t appreciate a grown ass man being oddly obsessed with baseball. Or baseballs. Or niche celeb status.

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@mlbbowman Is a hot dog a sandwich? I’ll hang up and listen.

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Good luck to all the ball grabbers out there this year! Keep your head on a swivel, ya never know when a routine F9 may find its way to the bleachers

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‘Twas the night before baseball
And all through the halls
Grown men dreamed of mitts
Grabbing pearly white balls
And sugar plums, they also dreamed of sugar plums
#OpeningDay

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Only 1 week of @mlb #SpringTraining left. Pushing over old folks in Florida for foul balls is great practice for pushing over kids for foul balls once the season starts! Legends are made in the #offseason

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Dress for the job you want, not the one you have #MondayMotivation

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People always ask me “what’s the best glove for grabbing balls?” Truth is, as long as you’re two feet taller than your competitors, the glove shouldn’t matter. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Hey @orioles no love for the adults? Might I suggest a day dedicated to grown men chasing foul balls? #marketing

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Theo Epstein looks like a fast talking older brother who gets duped into a get-rich-quick scheme and has to be bailed out by his frugal, conscientious younger brother...who is actually Freddie Freeman

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@jxnfan You win, Sherlock. I spit the seed on myself. But there was someone in a #Nats uniform running on the warning track when it happened so...close enough

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Spent the day begging for balls at #Nats camp. Jayson Werth spit a sunflower seed on me, but then wouldn’t autograph it. Seems pretty cocky for a .226 hitter