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[badidea 🪐 @0xabad1dea]

Hey remember the part where the no-fly list is basically a secret court immune from all constitutional protections https://t.co/osfk3adPmS

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

Imagine if your city declared that there is no legitimate reason for anyone to visit your neighborhood. https://t.co/lDip4fJ2Pl

[Golem.de @golem]

Zum 70. Geburtstag: Pippi Langstrumpf wäre heute Hackerin #PippiLangstrumpf https://t.co/a12XK7UcrA

[raptor @0xdea]

.@Hackerfessions with some customers I'm not allowed to pronounce the words "penetration test". Instead I must say "manual technical check".

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

The ethics policy on my website, https://t.co/LQx3QNnIW0

[thaddeus e. grugq @thegrugq]

Sometimes it’s hard to believe anyone is actually afraid of Russian hackers.

[Hackerfessions @Hackerfessions]

Sometimes I make people's problems worse so they won't ask for tech support again ...

[Hackerfessions @Hackerfessions]

20+ years pro & I *suck* teaching basics to my spouse like phishing, not clicking rando URLs, domain squatting, etc. -- New England

[raptor @0xdea]

Apache Struts RCE FTW

@Hackerfessions @thegrugq

[Tony Naggs @xa329]

How accurate do you try to be in attributing an Infosec breach?
#HackerJeopardy cc @Hackerfessions https://t.co/bAfrck6Wxv

[Hackerfessions @Hackerfessions]

I still use the temporary password that the school computer system assigned me in 1996. For everything. -- Canada

[Tony Naggs @xa329]

What is "Military grade" security software?
#HackerJeopardy cc @Hackerfessions https://t.co/igk86DeDN0

[thaddeus e. grugq @thegrugq]

#blessed

[Dave Aitel @daveaitel]

You'll know attackers are serious when you run into talks about Incident Response Response.

[Urbit @urbit]

Our first automatic over-the-air upgrade of the kernel just happened. By accident.

[Hackerfessions @Hackerfessions]

I pretend I understand. I don't.

[[email protected] @aloria]

Single and ready to mingle

[@mikko @mikko]

Spotted a newspaper stand at an airport selling these. Apparently my plane was a time machine.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Obama Invites Arrested Clock-Building Teen To White House http://t.co/BbHETa1U1W #WhatDoYouThink?