Noah Kuttler-Zsasz

"You had my attention, @Asszsaszin, now you have my interest." || A #parody of DC's The Calculator for Gotham. || Hacker & Confidant. || WT #Ishikawa || +18

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

This is the history of Noah Kuttler.

Trigger Warnings // Murder, Suicide, Mild Profanity, Child Abuse. Nothing sexual.

This is a mix of canon and fan fiction, placing Noah Kuttler into the world of Gotham, the show from Fox.

I wrote this fanfic.

https://t.co/4bNKWNe3Cw

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@Riddlester // LMAO we don't need them

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle Please, no.

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle "Guacamole is fruit salad.

Also, yes?! Tacos would be amazing right now."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

He actually frames this and hangs it up near his computer station.

And, naturally, he replies via a random meme texted to her number.

[Harls @ShatteredGiggle]

Humming, Harls carefully addresses and stamps an envelope for @Hacking_Gotham

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@EdgarCizko snoop around."

He paused.

"Lexcorp or Samsung?"

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@EdgarCizko service and one of those satellites alone has the capacity to power them both easily no matter what cosmic and/or solar conditions happen to occur.

In short, free unlimited cellphone and internet service for life without any LEAs being able to crack into your data and (2/3)

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle "The key is to add a little bit of heat to your food, not to add a little bit of food to your heat.

But also, that's just one of the varieties because you're right on that fact about avocado."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle "Or, or.... maybe try mine sometime. I have different variations."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@plxntlover Thank you, Dr. Isley.

He means everything to me.

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@plxntlover Lord knows what he's into, so that wouldn't surprise him.

That kink's tame compared to the things he's seen on the dark web.

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@EdgarCizko "Can't confirm or deny it."

Oh, he did. He went to his safe where he keeps his good burner smart phones.

"Don't have a heart attack, Edgar. I've got you."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle "I.... might have not. I was mostly fixated on getting a few of their roasted chickens. Their rotisserie is just bananas and their mole? Perfection.

In any event, sorry about that."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@plxntlover Careful.

He might be into that.

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle "Ooh same ole same ole.

So, why am I an asshole?

I mean, this time."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@plxntlover Victor Zsasz.

The not serial killer one.

Well, unless you count being a hitman a serial killer.

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@glossierwine @D4MlANWAYNE // Ed: Is.... is this a riddle?

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle "Now that was hilarious.

Holy shit... well played, Doc, well played."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@EdgarCizko He smiles at Edgar and....

walks to the bathroom.

The sound of the toilet flushing could be heard.

"I accidentally dropped it. You're getting a better one."

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@ShatteredGiggle Okay now that was hilarious.

He's calling her number.

[Noah Kuttler-Zsasz @Hacking_Gotham]

@plxntlover Oh god no.

My husband would kill me.