jack haggerty

I once hit a stand up triple against Fidel Castro

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Counterpoint: Watching the Mets spend $375 million to lose 12 games in a row and be dead last in the NL East is fucking hilarious

[bomani @bomani_jones]

one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”

here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.

[Greg @gregcameback]

Both used their 1st Amendment right. You just hate black people

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

why the actual fuck is a Fox News guest wearing a sophisticated full head mask

[John @iam_johnw]

Talking trash to a dude who played 40 minutes while you were handing Jalen Brunson gatorades the whole game is nasty work

[grizzy @Furbeti]

Marjorie Taylor Greene says that the 8 week government shutdown was created by Trump so that the Epstein files would not be released

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Embiid reacting to the “We Want Boston” chants now becomes an all-time moment after that Game 7 performance and win

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

Sorry about my 6 year long affair, here’s a hoodie

[Mia @boygrrI]

hes giving charlie kirk

[doomer @uncledoomer]

imagine seeing this and then immediately cracking open a domestic light beer

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

No clip has ever summed up performative Christianity this perfectly.

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

Not even joking this is far and away the best idea and would actually 1000% work

[Kosher McKosherwitz @kag_kraken1776]

You do not hate this guy and israel enough.

[C @fbgcon]

When your son asks you why Al qaeda never attacks Israel

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[𝚖𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚙 🇱🇧 @markthegemini]

Put her in congress 😍

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

These redactions are criminal