Hacks Onion

True first hand stories of how my handler took advantage of me and my purpose

[Hacks Onion @HacksOnion]

Might run for mayor of Foam Lake but not sure if this town can handle a huge onion and a big swinging dick. #makeFLgreatagain

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Watching bush league hockey in Foam Lake, in very cold rink #freezingmyonionoff #fuckkelvington

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SC2: Has a giant onion, a windsock and a guy named Catesy. #formidable @saskcates @HacksOnion @brennanjhack @Pdomes

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@brennanjhack has a mini thundercock and two baked potatoes for balls. #HacksOnion

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My work here is done. #TheOnionShallProvide

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The only thing softer than @bodiesbydavie is @Francy_Pantz pectorals, quads, and biceps. #jacked

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One nut and I could impregnate all of Foam Lake. Including the dudes. @brennanjhack #billbratsky

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@brennanjhack please quit making botox appointments for me, I dig this #brain look, not the #marble look #markhamill

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My right side could have ended the forest fires a lot earlier @brennanjhack #oneload

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@brennanjhack I only have one speed: #ballsdeep

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@brennanjhack My left side can nut better than a 14 yr old @Kalyk99 at a sleepover with @bodiesbydavie and @stephcchuk #rigidtowel

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@brennanjhack I can't figure out why all my buddies call me "The Brain." #vascular #testicularroadmap

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@brennanjhack I feel like I am a pool drain's worst nightmare. Can you address this? #hugeafro #1970sstyle #untrimmed

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I'm done supporting @brennanjhack hozzle. Like, it literally rests on my head. #sosmall

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On my worst day I'm harder than @bodiesbydavie . @brennanjhack

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@brennanjhack remember when your me to hozzle ratio was 8:1? #nothinghaschanged

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What do you deny I exist @brennanjhack ?? I was as big as a watermelon and you treated me like the bearded lady at a side show. #imattached

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@VirtualCoops @stephcchuk r'mber when u referred to me as the Death Star? @brennanjhack del'yd doc app'ments cause it was funny #notfunny

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@brennanjhack Remember when I was the size of a watermelon and you thought that was an aphrodisiac to the high school ladies? #itwasnt

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@brennanjhack remember that time when you tried to use me as a flotation device at the foam Lake outdoor pool? #watermelonsdontfloat #thanks