Liberace’s Cursed Piano

the hag of the mist of my generation.

[Liberace’s Cursed Piano @Hadley_Scott]

@kelly_danford @bar09168 Bryan is, and I really can’t stress this enough, Peppa Pig

[Liberace’s Cursed Piano @Hadley_Scott]

@SpiritAirlines when I asked your “customer service” reps for help they told me they couldn’t because “they don’t work at the airport” ?????????? ISNT PART OF YOUR JOB TO TRANSFER LUGGAGE FROM DESTINATION TO DESTINATION????
#findmybag #scammers

[Liberace’s Cursed Piano @Hadley_Scott]

@SpiritAirlines had the raw audacity to charge me 120.00 for a checked bag that NEVER LEFT THE GROUND. I’ve called “baggage support” several times with NO ANSWER. FIND MY BAG YOU ABSOLUTE THIEVES. The only “customer service” I’ve received is from your Instagram manager…

[Liberace’s Cursed Piano @Hadley_Scott]

@SpiritAirlines I mean can I get a call back at least? @Delta @AmericanAir and even United would’ve solved this already…

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

49-51, codifying Roe fails in the Senate.

No Manchin.
No Collins.
No Murkowski.

70% of Americans want Roe upheld. This is undemocratic.

[Monét @monetxchange]

If Biden cancels student loan debt, he can be the emperor of America, deadass.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Explain why cancelling $1,900,000,000,000 in student debt is a “handout”, but a $1,900,000,000,000 tax cut for rich people was a “stimulus”.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Am I attractive? Yes. Am I a terrible person? Also yes. Do I have a portrait in the attic that bears the marks of my corrupted soul, aging while I remain youthful? What's wrong with you why would you ask me that, and no I don't. Obviously. Just to be clear

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

I never tweet about Elon Musk because I read the time Azealia Banks called him Apartheid Clyde and felt like that was the end of the discussion

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

That song “We’re Not Gonna Take It” came out almost 40 years ago but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tom Brady got one taste of what it's like to help kids with math homework and decided to return to being tackled by the largest men in the world.

[Mahmood Hikmet @MoodyHikmet]

Ridiculous but true fact: Zoom, the teleconferencing app, has done more to reduce emissions than electric vehicles.

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[Bijan @bijanm]

Mr. Worldwide Shipping

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Rage quitting in the middle of gettting your ass kicked by a inferior opponent is in a way, a touching tribute to Madden

[The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I]

Nothing happened. I protect you from the government, not from Twitter. And I protect Twitter from being forced to carry the speech of US politicians.

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Me wandering around my mom’s house after eating a 5,000 calorie dinner.

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

I am begging you to think for a moment about your experience of using doors

[## @m3andering]

I did this at spirit airlines they pulled a gun on me