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I bet none of you have REALLY taken a good hard look at a blueberry. And that makes me sick

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When I see a toddler that’s prettier than me I’m like ok excuse me

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Nothing worse than when someone tells you that “the jig is up”

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Cannot believe I just ate a bunch of ancient grains

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Why do I have to update every single app I ever use 5x a year but never have to update the App Store app 🤨

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Breaking news salami is 25 inches fully stretched

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Men love to kill bugs in public places and act like they saved the country

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Got my hair caught in a tree branch call that natures brush

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Had a dream about a tiny crab last night wonder what it means

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Just forgot what amnesia meant. Nice

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It’s 2022 why can’t we search by lyrics on @Spotify

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Using an easy bake oven to cook a fancy meal

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Pepper Jack cheese

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Best part about being a kid is that you can eat grass and no one looks at you weird

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I could really go for an ice cold water in a tall red coca-cola cup that’s kinda worn down from all the years it’s been served at diners rn

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My lucky number is -22

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Blasting Aphex Twin with billboard’s top 100 listeners in the car

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Steven Paul Smith*

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Elliott Smith

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Went on a date once and this guy bonked his head on the same lamp twice