Haley Johnson

SLS | OSU I AOΠ | OCU Law

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[JW @JWepp]

Only man that can save Ja Morant

[Big Virgo🔮 @RudeGyalMauni]

I’n not mad at this, but also make healthy foods more affordable & accessible.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

it’s kind of insane how every song on the show’s soundtrack is an absolute banger

[Joe Burrow Fan Club @JoeyBClub]

Watch out next year 😈

[ange💫 @sediciblaugrana]

person: how many times have you seen the joe griddy video?
me: “yes”

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

WHO 🤬 DEY!!!

#RuleTheJungle x @JoeyB

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Joe Burrow... the gift that keeps on giving.

#RuleTheJungle x @JoeyB

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

HONEY WAKE UP!! @joeyb JUST DID THE GRIDDY

#EasyToCelebrate | @budlight

[Patrick Carey @PatCarey_]

“F**k that… We sucked today. Embarrassing.”

This man is never satisfied and I love it.

[girl with many prospects @harryscowgirI]

i thought i saw jason kelce at least 3 times here

[ياسمين @yvsmin_]

all the moons of 2024

[jb @lockedupjb]

“Jayson Tatum gets carried by his superteam”

No he IS the superteam…

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Happy Deuce Day 🎂7️⃣☘️

[PokeNation @Big12Pokes]

REPORT: 🚨 Mike Gundy and the Board of Regents have decided on a 3 period wrestling match outside Boone Pickens to settle the contract dispute. The Board of Regents must identify their fighter by 5:00 PM today. Expect a decision tonight.

#Big12 🏈

[Langston Wertz Jr. @langstonwertzjr]

When Cam Newton got hit the same way Trevor Lawrence was, did the league suspend anyone?

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[Rusty Johnson @Rusty__Johnson]

The Dragons' top scorer in Bochum is Taylor Johnson. In 23:16 minutes he scored 23 points and grabbed nine rebounds. Photos: Gundula Diehr

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

#USAElection2024

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS KID RAN THE FULL FIELD CHASED THE PLAYER DOWN, STRIPPED THE BALL, AND THEN RAN THE FULL FIELD BACK FOR A TOUCHDOWN.

BEST PLAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR, REMARKABLE.

😱😱😱