Tanpa Celah

[SeanCody @Sean_Cody_Com]

🧡 PAOLO & DIEGO
🍑 Starring @PAOLO_BRUNI_ & @thediegovoxxx
▶️ Available April 3rd

[Noe @sunannscima]

happy anniversary ❤️

[Humanies Project @humaniesproject]

🥀

[Tanpa Celah @Hafamafi]

Kalo dipikir2 parah juga ya, bangsat banget mulutnya + sombong ga ketolong.
Semoga ada yang nonjok gara2 ucapan yang asal nyerocos.

[i block people @tokotanX]

semingguan ini kerjaan gua hrs berhadapan sm salah satu m3nt3ri dan demi allah gua rasanya mau bundir di tempat saking TOLOLNYA tu org ga ngerti apapun, tiap dia ngmg jg ngelantur kmn2 kyk org berkebutuhan khusus GUA RASANYA MONANGIS NGADEPIN ORG DGN OTAK SEKOSONG ITU

[mahdi. @mahdinosaur]

Lucu banget anjinggg

[r ★ @ageofrealest]

Summerslam doesn’t even feel like “summer” anymore

[WWE @WWE]

Legendary opponents @JohnCena and @CMPunk reunited backstage last night at #MITB, the event these two defined together.

[Light of The Revolution 🍉 @orobinchan]

@DidGemoyDieYet Hoping people to die means understanding that only death could stop them from being a bad person

[surya @suryeayyy]

dipikir-pikir sastra cina emang jurusan TERSULIT di ui dah, masa 2 angkatan terakhir 2 digit mulu mahasiswa yang do

[Tanpa Celah @Hafamafi]

@hrdbacot Admin nya emang rada2 sih gua perhatiin

[cloe @nagoddun]

everytime i feel shitty about myself, gue akan inget ipk wapres gue yg lulusan univ ruko singapur itu

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room, no one knows that I am working."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice holiday? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another holiday."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."

***

"Having a nice holiday? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another holiday."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap and tax free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa buat ke US."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Boston. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf."

[Reza Ikal @rezkal_]

Ini kayak ditanya "Kalian ciuman ya?" terus dijawab "Ciuman dan ngentot."

[DEV @devprinceps]

"KOK MALING SI BU, ORANG GUA LAGI RIBUT NGAPAIN MALING", "EMANG GUA BETAK BARANG LU" langsung ga mood buat tawuran😭