Hagb

Mildly amusing, depressed, sometimes drinky Asian.

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I can't imagine anyone at @Tesla is bored enough to help track a grey Tesla used in the theft of a Jeep last night in Houston, would ya?

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@AabtKevin @unusual_whales It's a bot that spits out Bloomberg Terminal headlines

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@trailcamgoblin Getting a sock

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@rustyxfawkes Well not the first time I've had to be a legal guardian

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@rustyxfawkes Crusader helmet ready to start a fight.

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@Susu_jpg It started with the goth eggs and pancakes and it's just been going since then

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Hug your kids. They need that more than you can imagine

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@Susu_jpg Never. Ever. Read YouTube comments. You'll live longer.

[five letter word for trouble @waybetterthanJA]

"If you actually love her, you will be happy she found someone who made her happy. Even if it's not you."

"Man...fuck you!!"

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It's that time of the year where everyone gets their last minute hitches together before Halloween #

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I'm ok. (No I'm not.)
It happens all the time. (Still not used to it.)
It wasn't meant to be. (What did i do wrong?)

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I'm associating pain with you. It makes it easier to let you go.

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Pain releases the same chemicals as when you break up with someone.

It's why i want you to hit me.

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@JustCallMeFrank that would require someone to give up

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It's never failed. As long as i keep saying yes, I'm the greatest person ever. But the minute i say no, I'm the fucking devil.

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You know that urge to text someone? I'm burying it as i type.

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Even after responding to her she disappeared into the void. I'm not surprised.

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Online dating in a nutshell: "I didn't respond because i didn't like your pic but after reading your profile, you're really funny, so hi!"

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@BeaBonobo i equate women to cats. They mostly show up for food and disappear the rest of the day *shrug*