Haged 2.0

@hagedhossam is a fucking loser

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@HagedHossam @salmaasalemm Eyyy

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@sleepysalahh @HagedHossam What have you brought upon this cursed land..

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Go ahead

[Haged @pierogitrash]

عايز أموت

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مش هسيبك في حالك

[Haged @pierogitrash]

😂😂

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@HagedHossam @farahyasser3 Damn right

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@farahyasser3 Do you really want both me & Haged 1.0 to blast you with high quality vegan jokes? No you don't, so relax and let us be sister.

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Oh my god same dude! My OCD can't handle hearing words and watching people's mouths go like something else, fucks up my brain.

[Haged @pierogitrash]

I'm watching Dark in German, fuck the dubbed version.

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Who said you need people when you can kiss your own ass and boost your ego online by having two accounts

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@sleepysalahh Long story short I got into a debate about how twitter wouldn't just lock me out of my account if I did tried to edit with my birthday and it escalated to a bet which got my account banned then I created a second account just in case I couldn't get access to my main ever again 😂

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So I got my account back and I'm stuck between keeping a fresh new start or switching back like I could use both and retweet myself so I don't feel lonely as fuck maybe? Outstanding move.

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@sleepysalahh Aka terminal cancer

[رنا🇵🇸 @ranaabdelsalamh]

جماعة انا عشت فترة كبيرة اوي في حياتي بعاني من الموضوع ده ان في ناس مش عايزاك في حياتهم ولا فارق وجودهم بس مجرد ما يحسوا انك بعدت وهتتعود علي بعادهم يبدأوا يعملوا اي حاجة يهدوا اللي انت عملته عشان يفضلوا رابطينك بيهم ناس مرضي بما تحمله الكلمة من معني.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Supurrrise

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@sleepysalahh Was gonna say "I want my life back, Vodafone", realized I had nothing going on for me before that...sad

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It's my day off, why the fuck am I up this early?

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@saraahtarek_ @Nero0M اهدي شوية

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That's what the cool kids do for their first ever tweet amirite?

[Haged 2.0 @Haged_]

*Trying to think of the most controversial, insensitive & offensive thing ever perceived by man to use as his first tweet ever on this new account*