Olympics is sick. I wake up, make a coffee, watch pistol shooting, archery, table tennis, eat lunch, watch swimming for 3 hours, watch horses do tricks, watch a skateboarding final, eat dinner, watch archery, tennis, more swimming, volleyball, brush my teeth, go to bed & repeat.
Today I learned that the oldest living land animal in the world is a gay male tortoise named Jonathan. he is 192 years old, pictured with his longtime mate Fredrick
Happy pride month to the gay turtles 🏳️🌈
Rest in peace Donald Sutherland, my favorite role of his was the big hearted girl dad Mr Bennett. So much grace and tenderness in this performance, this scene makes me emotional every time.
excited for the olympics bc its the only time i can get super invested in niche sports like water polo for two weeks and never again for another 4 years
H-O-T-T-O-G-O you can take me hot to go... birds of a feather we should stick together... that's that me espresso! started with a kiss oh we must stop meeting like this... I LOVE YOU TIL THE DAY THAT I DIEEE... i could eat that girl for lunch... WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM!!!!
My father (68, white, straight, male): "Hey, can you explain this bear in the woods thing to me? I don't understand. Obviously, women would rather meet a random gay man in the woods. But why does he have to be a bear?"