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If I'm not complaining about something I'm probably dead | she/her

[🔪 @haIebop]

Haters are my motivators and I hate myself

[Drebae @Drebae_]

How is it a “God given right” to bear arms & have guns but not have access to food? Do y’all hear yourselves?

[mara @idleavealone]

theyre calling her a pick me loser because she donated a bunch of money and told billionaires to open their wallets btw

[ambrose @lunglesschest]

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Men. They’re just everywhere.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

i seek infinite knowledge (i am nosy)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Highlights of this week
- didnt k*ll myself
-not pregnant

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @Uchendu_Terry]

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

being a woman (the gender) is awesome

being a woman (the political class) is less so

[gabriella @iloveyou52blue]

In another one of my world famous moods again

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

"are u getting ur period" god forbid i’m just evil

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[Kelly @kellycucca]

“your husband is a simp” OK cool yeah I know that’s why I meticulously hand-selected him

[awlivv @awlivv]

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

[user @user84829272]

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

[no labels, just mary ࣪𖤐 @seeunsbeloved]

tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him