hailss

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Els @elsa_hassett]

If you’re homophobic or transphobic I hope you always step in water with socks on, your air conditioner breaks in the summer, your cars check engine light never turns off again, and overall just have the worst life possible.

[chloe @slantd_enchantd]

would you chill here on a beautiful spring day yes or no

[ATC @alllthingscheer]

Elsa Hassett & Michael Androsov
Weber State University

#NCACollegeNationals - Partner Stunts

[Els @elsa_hassett]

🎶No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed🎶
I can’t believe I’m a 6X NCA College National Champ🥹����

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

A little painting I made today

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all pretty girls have anxiety and stomach issues.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

girls will send you a message talking about “this is so us” and it’s just a video of 2 cats. that shit is really cool

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[On Bluesky at larissakelly.bsky.social @Larissa_K_Kelly]

AITA posts with titles like "AITA for poisoning my entire family" will be stories about someone who behaved in a totally reasonable, justified manner, while "AITA for cooking my wife her favorite dinner" will be the most chilling tale of sociopathy you've ever read.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[Suburb Septembriseur @primarycatdad]

Need it

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[hailss @Hailey_axtman]

@Melanie1Morgan This is awful 😭😭😭 did you pay a deposit for the spot??

[hailss @Hailey_axtman]

@aliahdomino 5 below is the best bet to actually get any 🥲 it’s so hard to find them anywhere else

[labor nurse barbie 🌸 @aliahdomino]

Hey why is it literally impossible to find laffy taffy anywhere