Hailey Bertani

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is May 15th, 2022 and Joe Biden is the worst President in US history.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

no thoughts today. only float

[Mizzou @Mizzou]

When the banners go up, you know it's graduation weekend at #Mizzou. Congratulations and welcome back #MIZ20! We're so glad you finally get to walk the stage. #MizzouMade 🖤🎓💛

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

“Today, all the White House staffers are signing each other’s yearbooks with things like, ‘Keep in touch!’ ‘Friends for life!’ and ‘I won’t testify against you if you don’t testify against me!’”

#FallonMono #FallonTonight

[Clay McChristian @clay_mcch]

So Biden’s $15 minimum wage comes out to $31,200 a year for a 40 hour work week. The starting salary for a beginning teacher in Texas is $33,660. So a person working a minimum wage job will be making almost the same as a teacher with a college degree. Does this make any sense? 🤷‍♂️

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @okiecorri]

i personally think cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

basically, girls just want a good tan and a good man

[Calli Grace @CalliMontague]

How can I get the body of a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader when I have the eating habits of a Cowboys starting lineman 😅

[Amber lee ⚓ @AmberNanez]

Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on..
Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..

[lily 💗 @lilymariee7]

I thought I’d quit school ... I never thought school would quit on me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to wait for a global pandemic to wash your hands

[kiki @kearalorraine]

this is what the inside of my brain looks like today

[lex @lexestep]

u may not always be the prettiest girl in the room but u can be the kindest girl and that's okay because having a pretty heart is far better and more important than having a pretty face