Hailey

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

I just want someone who treats me the way the NFL officials treat the Patriots

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

Fleetwood Mac’s song “Dream” came to me in my dreams last night while I was ordering a stinger sub from a bearded man who gave me half off the sub. I mean wow idk what I did to deserve that but I woke up in a GREAT mood.

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

im going to actually cum when I finally can walk Into a forever 21 again

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

I just want a kitten

[Jay @Corpsmanjay]

@santiagomayer_ Real footage from the inside the ufo

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

men are fucked

[Primetime Adam @AdamZientek3]

Probably the biggest reason why I will never like Gronkowski

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

just tryna stay lit and fit ya know

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

are you ever bored and caught up in your thoughts and a lil depressy and then u open the fridge and you fucking FORGOT you bought cinnamon rolls AND you have chocolate milk?!? dude everything’s gonna be fine

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

idk what’s fucking me up more this quarantine or these weird ass dreams i’m having every night

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, & The OC are my forever shows. I can rewatch them 30 times and every time feels like the first I get so excited 😂

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

@AshleyBrodfuehr yes I have! I dont know if it’s different because I live in the state of north carolina but if you have any questions text me i’ll be happy to help!

[Jenn7399 @jenn7399]

me trying to not eat all my quarantine snacks on the first day

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY: Barb leaves Mr. Weber to try and date Hannah Ann after Peter ends up with Madison #TheBachelor

[Niki Bell @nicoletteholly]

Peter getting Peter realizing he
broken up with: still has a girl left:

#TheBachelor

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

No one:

Literally no one:

Not a single fucking soul:

Chris: “Everyone is talking about ‘Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart!”

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

Do women go cycling when they aren’t getting any? Because I just sat in a bike for 60 minutes that basically just rammed my crotch the entire time. No judgements ladies but holy shit a warning?!?

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I can’t wait to wake up and eat tomorrow

[Hailey @HaileyJaquin]

BUTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when our planet catches fire, there's crickets. This fire in Australia has killed HALF A BILLION ANIMALS. Half a billion. This needs to be trending everywhere!!