“How long have you been dating?”
“Oh about to be 6 years”
“6?! Well when’s the wedding?”
WELL WHENEVER THE HOUSING MARKET DECIDES TO COOL IT AND WE CAN AFFORD BOTH A HOME AND A WEDDING THNKS 4 UR CONCERN!
today the child and I went to a ‘Broadway and Me’ class and this lovely gal and pal teaching the class essentially tried to act out the plot of guys and dolls for a crowd of 2 year olds in 45 minutes using bubbles, puppets and dice and let me tell you they don’t get paid enough
my toxic trait is that I fully believe I would do well on the amazing race when I in fact cannot tell you cardinal directions and am a mediocre driver at best. But I sit at home like, “oh, feeding the elephants while blindfolded and catching a train to Prague? Child’s play.”