Hailey Trimmer

Definitely weird, but ok with it.

[Jan @janhopi]

unable to stop my brain saying this every time it's wimdy

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

No mental illnesses here, no sir

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

I made myself a little meal and I cleaned all my little dishes and I'm winning at life, thank you very much

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

I like having a desk job, but I'm incapable of sitting like a human and my spine is slowly turning to gravel

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@ericasmithsexed @thesnarkygent Depends on the denomination but yeah

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@MichaelaOkla Nope ❤️

[Emily Gwen @theemilygwen]

Before I realised I was gay I would just choose random guys to have crushes on. That's actually how I thought everyone was doing it. That's how I thought crushes worked in general.

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

My brain is really dramatic when she's tired. Everything is a grave injustice, and the only cure is laying on the floor.

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@em_stam @jonsteingard That's amazing!! I would love more info on this!

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@ashthefuckinrat BARN BABY!!!

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

I'm looking for good podcasts to listen to at work. Any suggestions?

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@thebandcamino Kansas City please please! Daphne Blue and Bernstein are my favorites!

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

This absolute teenager called me "young lady" today, as if I'm not at least five years older than him

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

Rain is good.

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@NathanJurries That's the flag for Portugal!

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

Cooking is a great way to relax. And as an added bonus you always get to eat afterward.

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@em_stam @wayne_stam @kkdumez @ashthefuckinrat and I saw this and both screamed

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@summerrich26 I love your paintings so much!

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

@ashthefuckinrat You may have one (1) grapefruit. Basket not included in this offer.

[Hailey Trimmer @HaileyTrimmer]

Why do people bathe cats? Cats are self-cleaning?