Kaylen Hail

I feel pretty chipper about it

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

I love it when the end of August rolls around cuz I get to start working on my hibernation bod-summer bod's just too much upkeep anyway

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@BillieMarten Knows what's up. Honestly best lyrics I've heard lately 🦁♥️👌🏽

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

I'm craving all things coffee.

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

You know all is right in the world when BJ's plays the Smiths 👌🏾

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

God bless the healing powers of chicken noodle soup. Shout out to Campbell's

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@stephanieee249 It's been awhile hasn't it.

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@JDegraaf I would save anyone from that predicament...that's one of the worst things that happens in the caf. Beware the caf.

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@JDegraaf But they would know you would be eternally grateful.

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@JDegraaf It's in these moments you wish a random stranger would pretend to know you, get you out of there, and then nvr talk to you after.

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@JDegraaf Tell him you have a rare disease called the I don't care about you syndrome. He'll walk right away

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@chelseegardner well you can't listen to all of my life problems anymore.

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

@chelseegardner I suppose you're right. It would never have worked between us. 😂

[Kaylen Hail @HailKaylen]

The closest I've gotten to anything remotely defined as physical exercise these past few months has been convulsive coughing. #sickasadog

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November be like