hails ⚡️

weezy f baby •Luc• HMA💜 out of sight out of mind ✩˚.⋆☾⋆✧˚✩.⋆☾⋆✧✩˚.⋆☾⋆✧˚✩.⋆☾⋆✧

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“what’s y’all’s names?”
“hailey and bailey. we don’t know which ones which”

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“i’m lighting my blunts w a barbecue lighter bitch”

W literation

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“oh and it’s a full moon??”

“yeah, that’s why u outside”

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my stepdad just compared my mom to kanye west

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i just got my dad hype asf playing some fergie. iktr!

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“don’t say anything too reckless, ur papa is sitting right there”

“tell papa i’m ready for the club”

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

me, a bitch keeping salt n vinegar chips in business:

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saturday’s are my house cleaning days and honestly i look forward to it every week

[Bailey Blaylock @BaileyBlaylock2]

“i’d rather sit naked on a hot grill rn than to drive home from work.” @hailsmf

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@BaileyBlaylock2 fr fuck this 30 min drive

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why tf is elmo at the blytheville police department

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@BaileyBlaylock2 knowing the context to this has me wheezing

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@BaileyBlaylock2 not baby boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“it’s not my fault y’all are old asf. y’all like 50 together” @BaileyBlaylock2 🥴

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@BaileyBlaylock2 sounds like us

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“are u sober?”
“soberer than u”