MY TOP 4 PROBLEMS WITH BABIES
1. SINFUL: most babies haven't read the Bible
2. TAX AVOIDERS: you are contributing nothing to society, babies
3. CLIMATE DENIERS: am not convinced they're taking climate change seriously
4. BAD OPINIONS: peek-a-boo is not a fun game, you tiny fools
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