hakoMike🌰

Cagey, abrupt, terse, and insufficiently enthused. Also programmer, mini painter, husband, father, and follower of the Risen Lord.
pfp by @EvergradeArt

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I passed the test. Burgers for miles in every direction.

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@CleavageCrumbs The Fry Guy vote cannot be taken for granted

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@SuperSisi @TryRebootnIt I just checked. I have mine set to "warn" and I can see it without warning. Does that filter work differently from region to region maybe?

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@Pla_Shiba Thank you for posting the process of that skin tone. It's absolutely lovely and going from black to purple/gray and now to this current form shows me a color recipe I hadn't considered. So good! The precision painting of the stockings must have taken ages!

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@probablytired2 @AlysssaHazel @Nerdrotics Prepare to get literacied my dude

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@oakidory mfw the continental breakfast has one of those flippy waffle makers
Good morning, Oaki! Enjoy this fine Tuesday!

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@josephpeter1997 Those Norio Shioyama character designs! Between VOTOMS, Dougram and Galient he was very well known in the west when anime started taking off.

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@WILDCARDofAC It's spider watering season! The jumping spider I helped got super energetic after drinking.

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@AlysssaHazel @UpdatingOnRome People just liked it better that way

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@J0hnADouglas

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@oakidory Good morning, Oaki. It'll be Tuesday before you know it. Then October. Then 2041. Time slips away.

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@alphafox Quite

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@exQUIZitely TRON
Gorf
Vanguard
Tempest
Sinistar
All of them chosen for being loud and set to maximum volume. If I can only pick 5 games, that place is going to SOUND like an arcade.

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There was a time when the Mr. T Name Generator was peak internet humor.

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@gemugirl If he ever gets kidnapped by ninjas, I think you would be a bad enough dude to rescue him.

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I corralled him outside and he immediately caught a bug!
I already miss him 😭

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I JUST GAVE A JUMPING SPIDER A DRINK OF WATER ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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"Yes, like whole towns."
"I would think someone would, you know, report on this. Seems pretty newsworthy."
"No Google controls the news and the internet searches, and they want the data centers."
"Wow. Sounds pretty serious."
[dubious excuse to walk away]

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Someone yesterday told me that Data Centers turn cities into graveyards.
"Because people move away?"
"No they literally kill everyone in the area."
"You're saying thousands are dead where each data center is built?"
1/

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Nethack players: I've got a lizard corpse in my comestibles inventory. I'm safe.

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

Gimme a Save vs. Petrification

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@MissDSiLver @frakesineurope