Hal

Creator of shite tweets. Spurs ST holder

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@ketaminedrams He’s a moron, can’t even pronounce the names of any of the players correctly either

[Hal @hal_thfc]

I think the worst thing about the right wing culture war is having to pretend *these* people are ‘patriots’. Why aren’t they at work?

[G.T @gingerrtom]

They're calling him the most patriotic looking man of all time.

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@gamray Football fans can’t bear shows about the sport unless it looks exactly like they imagine it should be. The whole point is about the story

[Hal @hal_thfc]

Tommy touch kids will go down as one of England’s worst ever managers, not fit to lace SIR Gareth’s boots

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

1968-2016: 6 knockout wins

2018-2024: 7 knockout wins

Thank you, sir

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@OkoliDelight @JaiP72 @ben_bowman_ Okay I’m not going to argue with you about that anymore- city is absolutely a nickname

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@OkoliDelight @JaiP72 @ben_bowman_ So when the Man City fans chant ‘city city city’ it’s not a nickname?

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@OkoliDelight @JaiP72 @ben_bowman_ Impossible to use an NBA style system- how many clubs are City or United? You can use Spurs but Tottenham- like West Ham, Crystal Palace, Arsenal etc etc are clubs from that specific area

[Kish @Kish_P14]

#cultureclub

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@OkoliDelight @JaiP72 @ben_bowman_ Manchester has two clubs, Tottenham is ubiquitous with the club!

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@OkoliDelight @JaiP72 @ben_bowman_ When I was growing up I always said I was a Tottenham supporter- spurs as the official name feels very late 2000s/2010s

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@JaiP72 @ben_bowman_ This feels fairly new no? It was always Tottenham or Spurs

[Hal @hal_thfc]

It’s either Tottenham Hotspur or Spurs. Both of which come before Sunderland, but you’ve got your 20k likes and ‘dey’ commenting underneath so they’re happy!

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Tanuki 🏳️‍⚧️ @TanukisInSpace]

i hate how americanised the UK is getting

[Ambivalenter to Tuchelball🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CadWMC]

Going for the whole "I dress formally like its the 40s" shtick and then not doing your top button up is rattling me

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@Inevitablewest No it isn’t you fucking reprobate. You’re not even from Europe

[Hal @hal_thfc]

Get this yank cunt down the high road now and have the top yids deal with him

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

What does Zohran Mamdani think of Tottenham?

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@JerseySpur5 All I’m saying is I’d rather Moore come on than Wilson if they’re both challenging for the same reserve spot

[Hal @hal_thfc]

@JerseySpur5 For the PL it is- We saw the drop off from Son when he hit 31-32. Other than this season he’s never threatened to hit those sorts of numbers too, doesn’t make sense imo

[Hal @hal_thfc]

Cash in on Vuskovic nowwwwww

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

🚨 Romelu Lukaku makes it two at stoppage times.

🇭🇷 Croatia 0-2 Belgium 🇧🇪

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