Halarvim

ᴀᴇɴ ᴇʟʟᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 21+ not a lewd account.WT: #PyrettaBlaze

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝔀𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂, 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝔂
|#TheWitcherrp|

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

// Y'all should follow my Tolkien half-elf account
@Halfelvenserven

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

Says the beast.

[⌜ ❂ : I s ʜ ��� ᴀ ʟ ɪ́ ⌟ @DajRuva]

Absolutely not. Not a delight to be around.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

Excuse her he's a sweet treat.

[⌜ ❂ : I s ʜ ᴛ ᴀ ʟ ɪ́ ⌟ @DajRuva]

Eats @Halarvim.

Immediately spits him back up. Whole.

Disgusting.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

No him too, "Ge'els you've never seen Venas mother before so how can you definitively say Vena looks like her mother?"

[Ge'els @PatronOfPaints]

He agrees with Imlerith and Vessis. She looks like her mother.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

"Lady Vessis have you even seen Venas mother before?"

[꧁Vessis @VOfTheHunt]

She looks like her mother.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

He's sure Imlerith is the only one who thinks the way he dose.

"Ask anyone Vena looks like me."

[Imlerith @TromuliGineralt]

And now the general is doubled over with barking laughter.

No. No, decidedly not. Her looks come from her mother, not him.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

Well he's glad no one thinks his daughter is ugly he thought she would be for a little while.

Halarvim is under the impression that the only reason Vena looks as good as she dose is from him not her mother.

[Imlerith @TromuliGineralt]

He is quite aware. It's the only way Vena could have turned out to be such a beautiful little abomination.

Coming from Halarvim's loins would not have done her any favor otherwise.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

Excuse him the only servant he has slept with was a very gorgeous woman.

[Imlerith @TromuliGineralt]

The only corsets Halarvim is unlacing as of late is that of his servants. Of which aren't even worth looking at.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

If that was true he'd be dead by now and he's very alive at the moment.

[Imlerith @TromuliGineralt]

He's fairly certain Halarvim would be stabbed in the neck for even trying.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

Halarvim can't even do that.

[Imlerith @TromuliGineralt]

He raises a toast to the King, who somehow can take such a simple task as removing a maiden's corset, and turn it into the sexiest task to ever be completed.

[𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗮 @Halfelvenserven]

//IMPORTANT PSA.

I'm going on a Hiatus for a some time my mental health isn't the best right now and my replies will not be the best if I try to reply right now

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

He's going to go and cry.

[𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗮 @Halfelvenserven]

Throws a rock @Halarvim "bitch"

[𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑂𝑇𝐼𝐶 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿. /𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛!/ @shdwofdeath]

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~ 𝑌 𝑅 𝑆 𝐴
𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑖𝑔 ~

𝐴𝑛 𝑜𝑐 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑠𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑟. 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡,𝑙��𝑡/ 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑐. 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

That is quite rude.

[𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗮 @Halfelvenserven]

Vena would like to wish this man a very unhappy father's day.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

They are quite intimidating to the elven Merchant who is a spineless weasel.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍. @adruidofparanor]

oh come on, surely not every witcher has to be scary.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

@defiantpast
another Witcher? He doesn't seem as scary as the others.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

// Stolen.

[Halarvim @Halarvim]

@AepMarina
She seems to be a very headstrong person and could teach my daughter how to not be a spineless weasel.