Hala Taha

[Hala Taha @Halataha]

I'm at that age where food makes me fat. http://t.co/GmbOXaIdYC

[Hala Taha @Halataha]

The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person. http://t.co/sweUm0WU11

[Hala Taha @Halataha]

I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun. http://t.co/uBFz4TPg

[Hala Taha @Halataha]

http://t.co/jwf0Bw2e God said He loves me? That's awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people.

[Hala Taha @Halataha]

People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works. http://t.co/EjmcetJA

[Hala Taha @Halataha]

http://t.co/qduQBMUU "Why aren't you wearing a coat?""Coats are for pussies."My mother asks too many questions.