hallllll

[TP @TallPaul90]

They didn’t say no petrol shortage. They said shortage of drivers to deliver petrol and now everyone is doing up full tank to create shortages lol can’t make this up

[J @BigJamzLdn]

No one buy Dolmio all week. This is war

[hallllll @Haleamaak]

@halimabr But what will you walk to your car in🤷🏻‍♀️😫

[hallllll @Haleamaak]

@halimabr Do it x

[IRN-BRU @irnbru]

Does anyone know the lawyer Marks & Spencer is using?

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

[CJ 🍒 @chelseaeliza__]

They should open gyms but make it appointment only. A certain amount of people allowed in, dependent on the size of it, per hour, with cleaners on the gym floors. It’s so important for mental health and it’s too cold outside. You’re more likely to catch COVID in a supermarket

[hallllll @Haleamaak]

Just when you thought he couldn’t be any nicer 🥺😭🤩

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Happy birthday Caleb, your mum must be very proud of you. I tell you what, FareShare will get the boots to me, I’ll sign them and you get to keep them as a birthday gift from me to you. I’ll donate the money you would have raised. Thank you for being kind ♥️

[hallllll @Haleamaak]

Fuming with today’s decision 😠 @BritishBakeOff #GBBO

[hallllll @Haleamaak]

@CaptainMorganEU #TweetForTiki

[Mb @madxbirch]

Tiger bread is actually in a different league to all other breads

[Billy Dunmore @Dunmoreorless]

A Premier League footballer is providing kids with school meals because your government won’t. And THIS is what depresses you?

[cas @casjerome]

If you’re still not convinced there’s a problem AFTER THIS then you just don’t want to see the problem

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Marcus Rashford in lockdown has

Started a charity that raised £20 million and helped feed 2.8 million children.

Launched a Christmas Box campaign with Selfridges to help Manchester's homeless.

Learned sign language to judge a poetry competition in a deaf school.

He's 22.