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i'm following the next 100 people who follows me NOW!"

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"@Hilarious_Idiot: There r so many Funy acounts on Twitter but you gonna regret it if u don't flw - @Halerioustweets Totally Retweetable!"

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unfollowers backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ which sounds like screw all of u

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FOLLOW ME I FOLLOW BACK :)

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Each of the main characters in SpongeBob Squarepants was inspired by one of the seven deadly sins.

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40% of people can't leave the house without their phone. Retweet if Чou are that 40% :))

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I'd just laugh and search with them..

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#autofollowback. #followback. #teamfollowbaxk.

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Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice..

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Teacher: Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me: 5 Pages it is...

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"hey did you do the homework?" "What homework!?!?" "the--" "QUICK, GIVE ME A PEN!"

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Use yes and no once. 1) Are you gay?: "_____." 2) Are you lying?: "_____."

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There's no "share" in Food..

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Love has 4 letters and so does food.. coincidence I think not...

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being freaking hungry...

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Me: *Eat healthy for a day* ... WHY AM I NOT SKINNY?

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I don’t even remember like 85% of 2012...

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1 tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 tequiklas, 4 teuiqlas, 5 teuiqlsd, 6 teiqulkss, 7 eteiqlas, 8 treqiklas, 9 trwqiukas, 10 trewquwtss.