Haleigh Washington

Oxford Comma Stan || Madam Steal Yo Girl || USA Volleyball Athlete

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

Petition for Disney+to revamp Firefly… that show would THRIVE now ✨

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

What’s this? I’m back on Twitter?! No. No I am not. But I needed a place to scream into the void… so I guess this’ll work

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

“Oh my gosh do you play basketball” 🙃

[charlie @chunkbardey]

being rly tall must be so hard. everyone’s just like “wow you’re so tall” and you have to be like “haha yeah”

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

The fact that I haven’t impulse bought a plague doctors mask yet disappoints me to no end

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

3. Elevators when your hands are full — carrying nothing? Elevator arrives in 3 seconds. Hands full, arms shaking while you wait? Elevator takes 3 years and a promise to give it your first born child
4. Printers — nuff said

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

Things I am 100% certain are bewitched:
1. Going up stairs — I don’t care how in shape you are, you will be winded at the top
2. Packing — bad vibes all around, will procrastinate at all costs

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

T-Pain is a national treasurer 🌟

[✧ indy ✧ @ribbonformyhair]

Jaden Smith launching a 24 hour restaurant for the homeless to eat for free? We love to fucking see it. Wow.

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

Yay! 🙌🏽

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

I’ve got a lot of unlearning to do

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

Grateful for every athletic trainer who’s ever put up with my crazy antics 🤪 @kksmiley24 @scampbell_ATC

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

It’s suuuuuper not, but ok

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

America is back 🇺🇸

[axis @axiswrites]

me: my writing is so bad

disney: somehow, palpatine returned

me: my writing is pretty good, actually

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

We need a moment. This is accountability. Not justice

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

That a family had to lose a son, brother and father; that a teenage girl had to film and post a murder, that millions across the country had to organize and march just for George Floyd to be seen and valued is not justice.

And this verdict is not a substitute for policy change.

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

@CoachHohenshelt Creed Bratton making the Office amazing 🤩🤩🤩

[Haleigh Washington @Hales__Yeah]

Nevermind. The Office is funny again.

[#1 brecken fan 🏗️ @fooloffatook]

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