haley roy 🌻

i’m not an open book i’m a flier

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

i wish that emotional abuse was taken as seriously as physical or sexual. I'm sorry to anyone who's ever felt like their abuse does not count or that they can't have a voice in trauma because they weren't touched. I see you. i believe you. Your trauma is valid.

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

can’t believe i lasted four years before COVID finally got me

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

@quilavalamp the kind of tweet to make my day

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

@quilavalamp i’d say you’re excused

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

my favorite human got his white coat today. 💛💛💛💛

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

@quilavalamp meanwhile a flabber with always be gasted

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

he read this and said ew

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

i cannot believe i get to marry Leo

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

true love be like*

(*full of anger)

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

this is a a very sunday feeling saturday

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

adulting is when your “easter basket” is your mom jarring her signature sauce recipe for you surrounded by your favorite flavor of mentos

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

i refuse to make a “close friends” on instagram not ONLY because i do not how the app works but i assume the weirder i post than the weird close friends will be all that remains. social media hunger games

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

@j_brownie12 love!!!

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

my love language is my friends stalking my location to see what i’m up to

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

@uhhhhhhemily lmfao no does she do that to you

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

nothing invests me more than reality tv couple drama as though it’s people i actually know #PumpRules

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

@quilavalamp and i declare myself the #1 fan of u

[haley roy 🌻 @HaleyDaley]

didn’t realize my family charged so much