Haley Eble

[Haley Eble @HaleyEble]

#NeverForget when I moved into my college dorm and my roommates asked if I wanted to go to happy hour and I asked how they got fake ids and they said they meant Dunkin’ Donuts happy hour

[ivy @ivyphobic]

i deadass went into damn near psychosis about the epstein files and truly believed it was going to be a game changer but unfortunately people are more brainwashed than ever

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Melissa Wong @Melissa_WongMT]

Maybe because it feels like we have actual demons running our nation

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The same people who say the Pope should stay out of politics want to force prayer and the Ten Commandments in public schools

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Hey, sooo, is anyone ever gonna address the mass religious psychosis in the US?

[Ofirah Yheskel @ofirahy]

unfortunately I cannot hear anything you’re saying unless it’s about summer house

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

“The meeting has been cancelled”

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the version of my life where I didn’t know who Pete Hegseth was.

[Jill Knows @knows_jill]

Have you noticed that nearly all Pedophiles are white Christian conservative men?

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[ZFlawless 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌉 @ZFlawles1s]

ive had religious people ask me to join the church upwards of 10 times within the past year, not once have i had a gay person ask me to become gay

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

[Haley Eble @HaleyEble]

@SBu3me It’s so spot on lmao

[cassidy @snlsmulaney]

get me to gods country

[Deenarh❤️🦋 @deeRoyale]

men should have curfews so women can go out at night

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

this era of VH1 was top tier

[Mrs. Holly Fox-Klaufeld 🦊💖 @_Holly_Fox]

The gen z stare.
The millennial pause.
Instead let's talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm in my element (air conditioning)